The Story:
In a wild bid to dodge the drudgery of graduation, four carefree college seniors, led by the dashing Mark (Dennis Quaid), rope in their nerdy pal Arnold to scam a $50,000 grant by impersonating the reclusive Nobel laureate Dr. Sigmund Heigner (Alan Reed), who’s off chasing mosquito mating habits, and launch Phantom Research—a phony “sex clinic” where they pay coeds to fuel their “studies” in female sexuality for endless fun without the 9-to-5 grind.
But as word spreads like wildfire, the scam spirals into chaos: the quartet can’t keep up with the influx of eager participants, so they open the doors to wealthy businessmen shelling out big bucks for “experimental sessions,” transforming their pad into a booming bordello that draws corporate sharks and nosy nonprofits, thrusting the lads into the very high-stakes professionalism they schemed to evade.
Get ready for a rib-tickling romp of raucous revelry and risqué riches in this saucy ’70s sexcapade, where dodging diplomas leads to dollars and dilemmas—will our heroes cash in or crash out in the ultimate con of carnal commerce?
